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Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Dear Great Lakes

I know you thought you were helping when you consolidated my student loans. You sound so cheery when you offer a forbearance. Beth lied to me when she told me everything was good to go for the unemployment deferment. Mindy, you lied when you said you called me and left me a message. Bitches! You're so nice because you think I don't know you're screwing me.

4 comments:

jockfullorobert said...

number two son has had many many problems over the years dealing with the mindy's and the beth's associated with his student loans.

fuck 'em with a festivus pole.

in fact, fuck all of sally mae. oh, fuck fannie mae too. and freddie mac.

Dwayne said...

They've always been so nice but then there's the fuckups.

jockamo said...

there should be no fuck-ups.

Pokagon Member said...

bohzo (hello)

It sounds like they really did a number on you, I shall have to remember these names.